but actually what if you were on a plane and an actor sat beside you for like a five hour flight like what does one do in that situation
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you